One Giant Crap For Mankind

You ever think as a young boy Neil Armstrong looked up into the night sky, held his thumb next to the moon, squinted and dreamed of being the first person to take a dump up there? I like to think so. Now it’s true the Russians beat us into shitting in space with Vostok 3 […]

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