Ballad Of The Lazy Bather

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September 17, 2009

I was in the shower and couldn’t wait Getting out to use the toilet—I hate     As I shampooed my hair     I relieved myself there Then stomped and mashed that huge turd down the grate.

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100% true and not an urban legend: If you fart in a dream, you shit yourself in real life. True story. I know a guy.
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