Ballad Of The Lazy Bather

I was in the shower and couldn’t wait Getting out to use the toilet—I hate     As I shampooed my hair     I relieved myself there Then stomped and mashed that huge turd down the grate.

Porkjerky.com Going Green Tip #8: When your drunk ass t-bones a bus and the children burn to death as you walk away uninjured; try and do it on a stretch of road with a bunch of roadside memorials already. That way, the kids' families can repurpose the existing crosses by painting their childrens' names over the ones already there.