porkjerky plogA Winter Cleaning Ditty
My yard has a year’s worth of dog feces That’s why I love when the weather freezes Picking up turds Is for the birds I just stomp frozen dog shit to pieces.
Anorexia Explained
Epiphany about anorexics: What if it hasn’t to do with diets, Getting grossly fat, Or any of that? Maybe those crazy cunts hate taking shits
Best Almost Limerick Ever
I once wrote this great limerick not about shit, Self referencing, self alluding and full of wit; Something something something Blah blah blah; But then it fell apart in the middle and I noticed that the first two lines were neither the same nor the correct amount of syllables and the […]
