And God Said, Let There Be Hair On Assholes

Ok, by now you’ve figured out how I know I have a hairy asshole and how I know how it stacks up to others’. Now on to the real philosophical question raised by hairy assholes. Why? If you’re a creationist, then life’s simple (real fucking simple). God put hair on our assholes—that’s all you need […]

Yeah, but look at things through the Taliban's perspective. Those 12 year old girls were trying to learn algebra. What other choice did the they have but to lock them all inside the school and burn them alive?