And God Said, Let There Be Hair On Assholes

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March 12, 2009

Ok, by now you’ve figured out how I know I have a hairy asshole and how I know how it stacks up to others’. Now on to the real philosophical question raised by hairy assholes. Why? If you’re a creationist, then life’s simple (real fucking simple). God put hair on our assholes—that’s all you need […]

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Give those bible thumpers their due: Not only is abstinence the best way to prevent STDs and out of wedlock pregnancies, but if people would just stop fucking, in less than 100 years we could eradicate all human ailments.
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