And God Said, Let There Be Hair On Assholes

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March 12, 2009

Ok, by now you’ve figured out how I know I have a hairy asshole and how I know how it stacks up to others’. Now on to the real philosophical question raised by hairy assholes. Why? If you’re a creationist, then life’s simple (real fucking simple). God put hair on our assholes—that’s all you need […]

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