porkjerky plogAward Winning Nutbag Blog
Yesterday, in my attempt to find a shitty blog that I was pretty sure existed, I got sidetracked when I stumbled on the web’s shittiest blog search site. Today, I restruck out in search of the blog of my shitty dreams and was successful. I didn’t know if this exact blog existed, but was confident […]
Divine Copyright Infringement
Its really a god damn shame that the bible has entered the public domain. Now, and don’t put this past me, any fuck can print, copy, rewrite, publish and sell bibles without legal recourse from Matthew, John, Paul, Ringo or even god himself. It’s in the public domain, its free for the infringing. Use it […]
Another Award Winning Shitty Blog
How far do you think the average person is away from a weather forecast? 15 seconds tops? Right? And that’s including all the Amazon, African and Micronesian tribes that think the weather can be manipulated by their deceased ancestors if cajoled properly with a disemboweled goat. And anyone else, like poor people, old people and […]
A Representative Blog
Congratulations John Rigby, Connecticut’s 63rd Assembly District Representative. Your blog is such an awesomely shitty blog, it should be put on display in the Smithsonian so that the American people can come and learn from it for generations to come. It’s a national treasure and a testament to our politicians’ abilities to follow through. Grab […]
Shitty Blog Award, Number Something Or Other
Yesterday, after my vocabulary was expanded, I spent the day trying to think of phrases so that I could use my new favorite word everyday for the rest of my life. Don’t have a labiaplasty man. This is as awkward as foreskin at a labiaplasty. Labiaplastastic! …so, I pumped her twice and gave her a […]
Rapetacular Blog Award
Its time, because I fucking feel like it, for another When I Fucking Feel Like It Shitty Blog Award. Todays shitty blog, The False Rape Society, is shitty in a new, bad way. Bad as in not funny. Most past winners covered topics that were shitty (Texas AIDS, Depressed Single Mother, fat kids) in a […]
