Shitonyms

Fuck rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens. These are a few of my favorite things: poop turds shit crap dung guano doo doo duke feces excrement droppings manure ordure stool poo poo deuce #2 crapola diarrhea doodie     ass bum butt derriere tush rump bottom posterior patootie rear gluteus maximus duff fanny […]

Screw STEM, we need to get more women into Elvis and Cher impersonation. The gender gap in those industries makes Kaitlyn Jenner want to puke on her own dick.