My Achy Breaky Heart

It’s a sad, sad day in the world of shit today. We all knew it was coming though, so its not that big of a surprise. But still, its never easy. It pains me to bring myself to say this, but within forty-five minutes I only heard Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus 7 […]

America's irreversible decline can be pinpointed to the moment the federal fucking government outlawed lawn darts. The wrong side won the civil war.