Smooth As A Crazy Man’s Arms

Is there anything more creepy than a guy with shaved arms? That’s a psychological sign. That dude’s got something wrong with him. Its like being a stripper–nothing is inherently wrong with it, but its a sympton of you being fucked up. That’s a medical fact. Ok, you want to be a porn star and do […]

If you've never had heat stroke, dehydration or a trip to the emergency room you really need to reevaluate your life's decisions.