Best Almost Limerick Ever

I once wrote this great limerick not about shit, Self referencing, self alluding and full of wit;     Something something something     Blah blah blah; But then it fell apart in the middle and I noticed that the first two lines were neither the same nor the correct amount of syllables and the […]

If our shit tasted more like cinnamon, would we eat more shit or less cinnamon? And would my girlfriend finally suck me off after I fucked her in the ass?