The World’s Most Beautiful Turd

I love people who complain about how things that have made life easier and better screwed up and worked just like they were suppose to. They get mad because a piece of technology that is programmed to respond in the exact same way every time, responded in the exact same way it does every time. […]

No, no, no. I didn't say that. I didn't call you a liar. Please, I'm not questioning your integrity. I don't think you have a hidden agenda nor malicious intent nor ulterior motive causing you to be deceitful. It's just that you're so fucking stupid you don't have a clue what the fuck you are talking about. I'm definitely not calling you a liar.