Not Retarded Enough

Can retards recognize one another? And do they size one another up to see whose retardeder? Now, I’ve unfortunately meet a few retards. And I am talking grade A, USDA certified, literal retard not the everyday cut me off in traffic, blue tooth ear piece wearing, clove cigarette smoking figurative retards that permeate life. I […]

In lieu of being able to score touchdowns, knock people out, hit home runs or even bomb dark-skinned populated nations; god has blessed me with the strength and knowledge to write HTML. I do these pages in his honor. Amen.