Activia, Now With More Scam

For millions of years unenlightened people have been squatting around like imbeciles, never realizing they should be more proactive in controlling their bowels. Like idiots, past generations thought it would be fine to just leave it up to nature to decide when they shit. Never even thinking that they should force bacteria into their system […]

Ever marvel at how uncivilized and unrefined we were just a century ago? In 1920, no one was shitting up a toilet 10,000 feet in the air travelling 700 mph while downloading tranny porn to their smart phone. Those are times I'm glad I never lived in.