Shitonyms

Fuck rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens. These are a few of my favorite things: poop turds shit crap dung guano doo doo duke feces excrement droppings manure ordure stool poo poo deuce #2 crapola diarrhea doodie     ass bum butt derriere tush rump bottom posterior patootie rear gluteus maximus duff fanny […]

No matter how famous or wealthy or important you think you are, within the next 48 hours you literally will have to wipe shit off of yourself.