Shit I Found Beside The Road

Glory days are here again. The tow trucks have pulled away, the flares have burned out, I took another huge shit, funerals have been had, people have littered up our nations highways a little more and just put up some new roadside memorial pictures because of it all. I like to think of this shitty […]

100% true and not an urban legend: If you fart in a dream, you shit yourself in real life. True story. I know a guy.