Rectum? It Damn Near Killed Me

Here’s a sentence that will blow your fucking mind: This crap scared the shit out of me. Yeah, wrap your feeble brain around that for a minute. Times up, onto the poop. I was fine until I grabbed the camera. From this side of it, it seemed like an average crap. Everything came out alright, […]

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