Scary Shit

You know what scares the shit out of me? What keeps me up at night? The thing that wakes me up in a cold sweat? Its dying in the most horrible way imaginable: getting hit by a train. Oh man, that’s some scary shit. That has got to be the worst way to go. Drowning, […]

Newsflash Motherfuckers: My pity and respect are mutually exclusive. You can have one or the other, not both. And odds are you’re getting neither.