Peek-A-Poo, I See You

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May 5, 2009

I love seeing things that let me see how creatures really live. Like nature documentaries. Well not love, but mesmerized is a better word. I don’t go out of my way, set the TIVO I don’t have to record certain ones, get my vagina all slimey in anticipation of shark week and plan my days […]

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