Holy Crap

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January 5, 2009

Finally a shit to be proud of. Now that’s how a real American man craps. Look at that virile turd. With shit like that obviously my dick is huge. Jesus Christ Almighty, its so enormous its starting to wrap around the god damn toilet. Yet again, I have impressed myself—and that’s no easy task. I […]

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