Another Crappy Limerick

There once was a turd in my bottom He wanted to stay, but I fought him     After hours of strain     The beast finally slain Now to stop bleeding from my rectum

For some reason women hated that their underwear lines showed, so they started wearing thongs.
For some reason women hated that their thongs didn't show, so they started wearing low rider jeans.
For some reason, men think they can have logical discussions with women.