Another Crappy Limerick

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January 30, 2009

There once was a turd in my bottom He wanted to stay, but I fought him     After hours of strain     The beast finally slain Now to stop bleeding from my rectum

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100% true and not an urban legend: If you fart in a dream, you shit yourself in real life. True story. I know a guy.
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