The Immaculate Defecation

What would you do if you pooped a turd divine? A religious looking crap, Is that a sign?   To me it would be scary   To shit the Virgin Mary Of course, in a heartbeat, I’d sell it online.

For people who get paid to finger asses all day, proctologists sure get all high and mighty when you tell them there's fiver in it for them if at the end of the rectal exam they massage your prostate and give you a happy ending.