All Pooped Out

I have an absolutely irrational fear. Far more frightful than my fear of popular success. Luckily this ultimate fear of mine has a zero chance of happening. It still keeps me up at night though. I am totally terrified, even speaking about it makes me cringe, that somehow, someway something I say or do will […]

Porkjerky.com Pet Tip #19: A dog should be big enough that I don't step on and kill it accidentally, but small enough that I can with my bare hands if shit goes down.