I Ate That?

Whoa, holy shit when did I eat that? Look at that. Jesus Christ, how’d that get in there. I don’t remember that at all. That just doesn’t make sense. Wait a minute. Oh wait. Maybe…Ok Ok, now it makes sense. Yeah, that’s right. I had a midnight snack that consisted of turds. That’s why that’s […]

The Second Derivative Of Shitty Blogging

Fuck whore piss cunt turd ass booger shit. What a fucking wasteland. The web was supposed to give rise to all our great potential as individuals. It was to give everyone a voice, to connect great minds and to let us collaborate upon our great ideas. Turns out though, that its a shouting game where […]

For people who get paid to finger asses all day, proctologists sure get all high and mighty when you tell them there's fiver in it for them if at the end of the rectal exam they massage your prostate and give you a happy ending.