I Ate That?

Whoa, holy shit when did I eat that? Look at that. Jesus Christ, how’d that get in there. I don’t remember that at all. That just doesn’t make sense. Wait a minute. Oh wait. Maybe…Ok Ok, now it makes sense. Yeah, that’s right. I had a midnight snack that consisted of turds. That’s why that’s […]

The Second Derivative Of Shitty Blogging

Fuck whore piss cunt turd ass booger shit. What a fucking wasteland. The web was supposed to give rise to all our great potential as individuals. It was to give everyone a voice, to connect great minds and to let us collaborate upon our great ideas. Turns out though, that its a shouting game where […]

In high school I was voted most likely to make up what I was voted most likely to in high school.