Ode To Mr. Walton

I once thought I had to only fart That was a big mistake on my part     Oh that isn’t gas     Spurting from my ass Clean up on Aisle 4 of Wal-mart

You ever think upon getting her 14th cat an old, shut-in lady looks at them and goes, 'These are the ones. These are the cats that will one day feed on my corpse'? I like to think so.