Ode To My Poo

I once put a P’zone in my gut, Never made it out of Pizza Hut,     Ass barely on the pot,     When out molten shit shot, All that from one small hole in my butt?

Porkjerky.com Dating Tip #13:   When one cock's in your twat, another guy's fuckstick is throttling your throat, two other dicks are slapping against your tits and you start to finger a fifth prick, either jerk that last dick off with your right hand or remove the wedding band from your left.