The Poop Paradox

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April 15, 2009

Not to get all metaphiloshitical on you, but what is a turd? Are there 4 pieces of crap in the toilet? Or just one? If 4, then who’s to stop me from breaking those turds down into further turds? Don’t fucking dare me. If you look closely you will see each of the four dooks […]

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