The Poop Paradox

Not to get all metaphiloshitical on you, but what is a turd? Are there 4 pieces of crap in the toilet? Or just one? If 4, then who’s to stop me from breaking those turds down into further turds? Don’t fucking dare me. If you look closely you will see each of the four dooks […]

Call me old fashioned, but in my day, and this probably isn't the politically correct thing to say any more, but there were no such things as chicks with dicks. Back in the olden times, if you had a dick you were a dude. I know history won't be kind to that position, but never the less that is what we naively believed.