The Poop Paradox

Not to get all metaphiloshitical on you, but what is a turd? Are there 4 pieces of crap in the toilet? Or just one? If 4, then who’s to stop me from breaking those turds down into further turds? Don’t fucking dare me. If you look closely you will see each of the four dooks […]

Next thing you know you won't be able to get a whore, cut her arms and legs off and throw her torso in the local river. Does anyone remember what our forefathers fought and died for?