Pedophile ISO FBI Agent 4 LTR

I swear to christ sortamighty, if I read about another heroic FBI agent posing as a teenager seducing dirty old men into traveling across the country for sex, I am going to go on a sodomizing rampage of my own. Its disgusting through and through. Every aspect about it, especially the meta-aspect, is just horrible. […]

If our shit tasted more like cinnamon, would we eat more shit or less cinnamon? And would my girlfriend finally suck me off after I fucked her in the ass?