Celebrity Scat

Even with the economy in the shitter. Even with the inability to verify it. Even with the laws against it and the policies prohibiting it. I am certain people would figuratively eat up celebritys’ literal shit. You’re telling me some fat bitch in Ottumwa, IA who reads Us Weekly while watching QVC all day when […]

No matter how famous or wealthy or important you think you are, within the next 48 hours you literally will have to wipe shit off of yourself.