The Blogs No One Wanted Custody Of

In honor of my parents’ 40th wedding anniversary (no fucking shit—unfortunately this means I won’t be able to use the I-was-from-a-broken-so-go-easy-on-me speech when they are sentencing me), I am doing something they should have done a long time ago: Celebrate divorce. In my quest to find an award worthy shitty blog about divorce, I stumbled […]

I'm attracted to wholesome women like my grandmother. Maybe its because she was my maternal care taker or maybe its because I'm an incestuous necrophiliac.