Que Caca, Caca

First and foremost, after 12 days of figuratively and literally adding worthless shit to the web, I added something good to it today. On the non-shitty (non-blog) portion of my site, I added the Porkjerky.com Guaranteed Pickup Line Generator for you to incorporate into your shitty slice of the web. I hope that makes up […]

America's irreversible decline can be pinpointed to the moment the federal fucking government outlawed lawn darts. The wrong side won the civil war.