Retardly Awesome

I love, absolutely love the BCS system and will stick you, your fat wife and your children with a prison shank if you even think of saying something remotely derogatory about it. Like most things I love, its because its so horrible. Those pro-life nuts may be crazy fucks, but they are right, abortion is […]

Please employ Biblical Rationalization when reading Porkjerky.com. Everything I say on this site is the 100% absolute literal truth to be taken exactly as I typed it. Unless of course it can be undeniable proven incorrect, in which case I obviously did that on purpose and my writings are allegorical.