The Miracle Of Turdbirth

Some times, when the lighting is just right, you situated yourself in the correct position, the stars line up perfectly and you’re willing to get a nose full of ass; you can watch the turd you are crapping inch its way out your butt. Its like watching the miracle of childbirth without any of the […]

Poop Bucks Splashdown

I think its been over 3 weeks since I brought this up, and since you’re not anywhere near being a fucking genius you probably need constant reminding so that you continue to retain this thought in that feeble brain of yours. So here it is: I’m a fucking genius. This instance of my geniusocitinessish is […]

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