Polyanusism

I would much rather have 5 assholes than 2 appendices. Come on that’s a no brainer. 1.   An appendix is gut candy, belly dressing. It does nothing. B.   Strike that, it does do something and it’s a bad thing. The only confirmed purpose it serves is to get infected and threaten your life. […]

There is no "safe" way to do it. So I believe that abstinence is the only thing our children should be taught when it comes time for schools to teach them about autoerotic asphyxiation.