One Giant Crap For Mankind

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September 9, 2009

You ever think as a young boy Neil Armstrong looked up into the night sky, held his thumb next to the moon, squinted and dreamed of being the first person to take a dump up there? I like to think so. Now it’s true the Russians beat us into shitting in space with Vostok 3 […]

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Porkjerky.com Going Green Tip #8: When your drunk ass t-bones a bus and the children burn to death as you walk away uninjured; try and do it on a stretch of road with a bunch of roadside memorials already. That way, the kids' families can repurpose the existing crosses by painting their childrens' names over the ones already there.
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