Little Dicks, Big Business

Call me selfish. Definitely a skeptic. Even content with myself, but it seems to me that a little dick would still work fine from this end. A big dick is nice and all, but I’m not going out of my to get one when the tiny pecker I have serves its purpose to me perfectly. […]

Here's my impression of a person: 'Ooohh poor me. Why must I always be the one who faces the consequences of my poor decisions? Boo hoo hoo.' Thank you. Thank you very much.