Little Dicks, Big Business

Call me selfish. Definitely a skeptic. Even content with myself, but it seems to me that a little dick would still work fine from this end. A big dick is nice and all, but I’m not going out of my to get one when the tiny pecker I have serves its purpose to me perfectly. […]

Screw STEM, we need to get more women into Elvis and Cher impersonation. The gender gap in those industries makes Kaitlyn Jenner want to puke on her own dick.