I Got Your Voir Dire Right Here

Oh thank you Al Gore. Ambulance chasing has entered the 21st century. Not with a whimper but with a blog. You can’t fart without hearing an ad for a parasitic attorney. They’re everywhere: telephone book covers, bus benches, every other ad during daytime T.V., all over the not-so-local alternative newsweekly that’s owned by a billion […]

A well rounded socially adept man has been held down and farted on, held down and farted upon and laughed while watching people hold down and fart on others. Its Sociology 101.