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Yesterday, after my vocabulary was expanded, I spent the day trying to think of phrases so that I could use my new favorite word everyday for the rest of my life. Don’t have a labiaplasty man. This is as awkward as foreskin at a labiaplasty. Labiaplastastic! …so, I pumped her twice and gave her a […]
