Pooping To The Choir

How fucking stupid does it take to be illiterate? It’s like never learning how to shit. Blind people can read for fuck’s sake. Illiteracy is a lot like getting hit by a train—you actually have to go out of your way to do so. Oh everyone pretends it’s a tragedy and is sympathetic to illiterates/train […]

To this day, from a dead sleep in the wee hours of the morning, I still wake up bored from the nightmares I have about watching Rich Little perform.