Pooping To The Choir

How fucking stupid does it take to be illiterate? It’s like never learning how to shit. Blind people can read for fuck’s sake. Illiteracy is a lot like getting hit by a train—you actually have to go out of your way to do so. Oh everyone pretends it’s a tragedy and is sympathetic to illiterates/train […]

Porkjerky.com Pet Tip #19: A dog should be big enough that I don't step on and kill it accidentally, but small enough that I can with my bare hands if shit goes down.