Shitless Rats, With Cute Tails

I just thought of another exotic animal like the Inebriated North American Vagrant that possible may not shit—the squirrel. Medical Fact: Those bastards are everywhere. Medical Fact: No one has ever seen a squirrel crap. Medical Fact: No one has ever encountered or stepped in a pile of squirrel shit. So maybe homeless and squirrels […]

Thank god for the Laci Peterson Law. To think, up until then, it was legal to bludgeon your pregnant wife to death.