porkjerky plogAnd God Said, Let There Be Hair On Assholes
Ok, by now you’ve figured out how I know I have a hairy asshole and how I know how it stacks up to others’. Now on to the real philosophical question raised by hairy assholes. Why? If you’re a creationist, then life’s simple (real fucking simple). God put hair on our assholes—that’s all you need […]
Cornholerows
Now, I’m not the type of guy to who likes to overly brag. I don’t casually work into every conversation how great I am (awesomely great), how huge my cock is (disgustingly, almost unusably huge) or how much of a great gift I am to the world (move over Christ, there’s a new JC in […]
