Good Shit

Look at that. That’s some mighty fine shitting my friends. That turd’s going up on my refrigerator. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does its something special. I am a simple man who can appreciate the simple things in life. People always love to whine about their bad luck and always bitch about things […]

Porn Paradox: There is no ludicrous type of porn: 'Cow Raping Porn', 'Dead Haitian Porn', 'Trombone Player Porn', 'Oatmeal Porn'. Guys/gals exist who get boners for one or more of those. Self-Fulfilling Porn Paradox Corollary: By proxy, any porn that arouses no one; arouses someone by the mere idea that no one is aroused by it.