Grandpa, You’re Full Of Shit

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February 4, 2009

I realized something today as I was sitting on the shitter, playing GameBoy and watching cable on my flat screen T.V.—the world’s come a long way. Kids today don’t know how good they have it. You see, I come from a different generation than today’s youths. We had it tougher than the teenyboppers now. Things […]

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You can't crap any more without turning around and seeing a turd with 2 american flags sticking out of it. All this kitschy, pretentious pseudo-patriotism makes my rectum seep.
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