Only You Can Prevent Fecal Incontinence

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July 5, 2009

I know it can get discolored and AMA recommends you bleach it so you can retain that healthly vibrant asshole you had when you were 18, but what about its elactisicty? I mean we all heard, or started, that story in high school about the girl last prom who got fucked with the base of […]

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Give those bible thumpers their due: Not only is abstinence the best way to prevent STDs and out of wedlock pregnancies, but if people would just stop fucking, in less than 100 years we could eradicate all human ailments.
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