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I’ve got about 15 more craps left in me for 2009, give or take. But what about in the rest of my life? Now that wasn’t one of those quasi-rhetorical questions I use to lead into some shit calculation. Given my immediate forefathers lifespans, my shit calculator, my genius and my desire to know the […]

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