Solving Problems That Do Not Exist

When it comes to ignorant disillusionedness only fat ugly bitches can match the hubris of bloggers. I used to work with a misinformed, mangled-faced manatee. One day she lost her keys and everyone in the office was halfheartedly looking for them. Honestly, we were all pretty sure that they went down her gullet when she […]

Sometimes in life you're the strap-oner. Sometimes you're the strap-onee. Most times though, you're just the metaphorical guy watching a bunch of fucks sodomizing each other with molded plastic.