Shit For Brains Know It All

I have never met a fat bitch who wasn’t an expert on nutrition. When you hear a chunky chick talk about carbohydrates and ketosis and metabolic rates and onomatopoeia and saturated fats you would think she was a god damn doctoral student in biology. That’s until you look at her drooping belly, huge ass, 4 […]

I'm a pioneer in the field of being an asshole: To this day I am the only person to break off an engagement via the JumboTron at a sporting event.