My External Genitalia Can Kiss My Ass

I really need to bring a book into the bathroom. Or remember to grab the remote. Or maybe bring a sandwich in there with me. Everytime I shit and get bored, like any normal person would, I start gazing admiringly at my amazing cock. Then I just end up getting pissed. First circumcision, now this. […]

Sdyexliaa is a fncya meda-up wdro taht soochl cnuoselros sue so taht tehy d'not hvae to llet teh paertsn of spuitd, illertiate kdis that tierh kids aer stpudi illitreaets.