My Carbon Butt Print

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August 20, 2009

If my calculations are correct, and they are, in the last 30 years I’ve shit 3.2 tons and 1.8 miles of poo in my life. Not too bad for a white guy. In honor of Earth day (yeah, I have no fucking clue when it actually is, nor do I care. Feel free to send […]

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There is no "safe" way to do it. So I believe that abstinence is the only thing our children should be taught when it comes time for schools to teach them about autoerotic asphyxiation.
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