My Carbon Butt Print

If my calculations are correct, and they are, in the last 30 years I’ve shit 3.2 tons and 1.8 miles of poo in my life. Not too bad for a white guy. In honor of Earth day (yeah, I have no fucking clue when it actually is, nor do I care. Feel free to send […]

Fuck you 3 generations back. Your Irish, Italian, German, French and all other European heritage pride can suck my American dick. I'm 3/4 Missourian and 1/4 Connecticuter. My grandmother came over on the Amtrak motherfucker.