Fuck Empathy

What’s your blood type? Because I think I need an empathy transfusion. Maybe the gland in my body responsible for producing and regulating it is out of whack. Perhaps those years of violent sodomy at the abusive orphanage I was raised did effect me. Or maybe, just maybe, hear me out on this, maybe its […]

When I'm president I'm going to make it a law that everyone learn that the executive branch doesn't make laws. Provided of course a bill authorizing me to make that law gets introduced in the legislature, passed by both houses and delivered to me for my signature. On second thought, I'll just make it an executive order.