Deadly Shit

On this very night, 22 years ago, on this same stretch of porcelain, in the dense fog, just like this. It was the worse crap ever shit. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they finally pulled the crapper’s body from the twisted, burning toilet it […]

Snow on Christmas is nice, but having it on the ground for the 3rd Monday in January is the best.
Nothing puts a smile on my face like a white Martin Luther King Jr. day.