Actually, My Shit Don’t Stink

Lee Greenwood, you need to get off your ass and add like 7 new verses to your song. This country just keeps getting better and better. From: jason@porkjerky.com I came across a page where you explained and sold Elimina. I was wondering if this is safe for human consumption and would it work on humans? […]

I'm a pioneer in the field of being an asshole: To this day I am the only person to break off an engagement via the JumboTron at a sporting event.